if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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