I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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