clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well I just put wine in my tea
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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