check it out our google latitudes are spooning
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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