I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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