Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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