I must be too annoying 4 u.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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