Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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