Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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