what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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