i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There's always time for handjobs
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
