Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
