just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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