Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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