The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
...so i touched it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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