Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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