Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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