What a fucking waste of an outfit
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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