I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
