You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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