Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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