we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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