My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
they're like a gay fantastic four
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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