He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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