Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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