i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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