Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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