I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm like, not good at living.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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