Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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