He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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