You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's blow job season.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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