that's an acceptable place to lick
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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