Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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