Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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