We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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