last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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