i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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