I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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