is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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