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You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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