If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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