What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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