The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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