I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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