I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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