So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
