oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just cropdusted the office
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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