If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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