What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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