Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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