Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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