found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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