What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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