You really coming over, don't trick.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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