doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize