Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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