Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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